Get Ya Glory Greens!!

This weekend I'm in Auburn Hills, Michigan for a Regional College Bowl Tourney. I know, I'm a big fat nerd...Anyway, on the way here we had to pass through Detroit. I saw some billboards that you wouldn't see in Toolittle. I saw about 5 advertising the Boondocks. I remarked to my teammate, Jed, that we'd never see that in Toledo. I saw one for Glory Greens. Now I'm sure they only display those in the urbanest of communities. In Toledo, you see billboards for Health Insurance, or WB shows, or that damn Truth Ohio stop smoking crap. When is we gon git our Boondocks Billboard, Ohio?!!