Middle of the Night Blog-Worthy

Wow...sometimes things get so intense that talking about them just can't wait until morning. Can anyone out there in cyber space recall those "You Might Be A Redneck" jokes Jim Foxworthy used to tell. Well, I got a few of those of my own. But, I wanna call mine "Your Family Might Be Dysfunctional If," and mine ain't jokes.

Your Family Might Be Dysfunctional If:

1. People in your family conspire to take your child away.
2. They smile in your face, then go behind your back and talk about you.
3. They tell you that you love other kids more than you love your own.
4. People in your family try to convince your child that he/she wants to live with them.
5. They come into your home and smile at your mate's face, but secretly hate their soul.


Look this is just getting started. I'll have more to come. The last thing I have to say is...Et tu Brute?