The Science, Baby!

A view of life from a busy mind in a small town.

Friday, February 24, 2006

Get Ya Glory Greens!!

This weekend I'm in Auburn Hills, Michigan for a Regional College Bowl Tourney. I know, I'm a big fat nerd...Anyway, on the way here we had to pass through Detroit. I saw some billboards that you wouldn't see in Toolittle. I saw about 5 advertising the Boondocks. I remarked to my teammate, Jed, that we'd never see that in Toledo. I saw one for Glory Greens. Now I'm sure they only display those in the urbanest of communities. In Toledo, you see billboards for Health Insurance, or WB shows, or that damn Truth Ohio stop smoking crap. When is we gon git our Boondocks Billboard, Ohio?!!

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Never On Film

When I was in my freshman year at Wright State, my best friend and I came up with this set of rules, some of which I still follow today. These rules were set out to ensure that we wouldn't fall into any of the campus societal traps that wouold label us easy girls. Here are these rules:

1. Never on film. That applies to everything.

2. Only swallow if he loves you.

3. Never with your best friend's man.

Now any rules after this are a blur. I kinda remember two that I made up but didn't follow.

4. Never with a guy that has gold in his mouth.

5. Never with a guy that has children.

I even messed around and broke one or two of the top three. Like never on film. Well, I didn't have sex on film but I took this picture with my baby daddy, who has lots of kids.


There was also Mario that had one big gold tooth in the front and kids.

The point I'm tryna make here is don't take pictures with losers cuz you'll be stuck in them for eternity, oh yeah, and don't make rules...BREAK RULES!!

Thin Line Between Assertive and Bitchy

I was recently told by my "roommate"/ex, J.P. that he doesn't come home because I nag and I try to boss him around. No one has ever called me bossy, at least not to my face. I was just wondering, at what point does an assertive woman become a bitch. Men are always saying they want a strong woman with her own mind, but just as soon as she shows some sign of aggression she's crossed some unset boundary into bitchdom. I don't feel that. Now if I was quiet and meek this cat would complain and tell me to stop letting people walk all over me. But since I speak my mind to him, I gotta be bossy. Men don't know crap!

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Apology

I wanted to make a formal apology to my public. I'm sorry!! A girl got her own place. I had to leave the computer and DSL at my uncle's. I'll be back though!